soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: megustamemes)

 
 
 

(Source: fashionfever)

 handles-bitofacyberman:

kcans1:

is that a nutcracker? yes, yes it is

Poetic

handles-bitofacyberman:

kcans1:

is that a nutcracker? yes, yes it is

Poetic

 stop-cumplaining:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

She’s like yep that’s my girl

stop-cumplaining:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

She’s like yep that’s my girl